Adam Hess & Glenn Moore 23rd February
Friday 23 February, 8pm

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Times:
Fri 23rd Feb 20:00

Too late to book online, please phone the box office: 01483 278000

Adam Hess:  

Edinburgh Comedy Award-nominated comedian and star of Tonight at the London Palladium and Live from the BBC returns to Cranleigh with another smash-hit show. He's five foot eleven, he hates other families' plates, and he had his 18th birthday party on a riverboat on the Thames so that when people realised how boring it was they couldn’t leave.

Glenn Moore: 

'Tipped for great things' (GQ), Glenn Moore presents his second 'relentlessly silly, gag-laden show' (The List). This time he's living with his granddad and trying to solve the case of a missing person. As seen as on Mock the Week. As heard on BBC Radio 4 and Absolute Radio’s Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.

Tickets: £13.50

George Egg: DIY Chef 15th March
Thursday 15 March, 8pm

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Times:
Thu 15th Mar 20:00

Direct from Total Sell Outs at the Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe and Brighton Fringe, award-winning comedian George Egg (the ‘Anarchist Cook’) returns with a brand new show. 

During an inspiring and inventive evening of stand-up, live cooking and comedy lecture, George prepares a breakfast, a lunch and a dinner using the most unconventional of methods. Expect power tools, gardening equipment and office supplies to be re-purposed and abused. Expect to learn something new. 

"Brilliantly Funny” Jay Rayner, The Observer

Tickets: £13.20, £11 Students

Jarlath Regan: Organ Freeman 7th April
Saturday 7th April 2018, 8pm

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Times:
Sat 7th Apr 20:00

A selfish man is forced to reassess his entire life when his best friend needs a kidney. A standup show from the creator of multi-million downloaded Irishman Abroad podcast, about life and death, give and take, Ant and Dec, youth and young manhood, getting it wrong while getting it right and never worrying about anything ever again. 

Organ Freeman is Jarlath's ninth solo show and by far his biggest to date. Fresh from the Edinburgh Fringe (Named in The Independent's Top 20 Jokes Of The Fringe) the show will continue on tour throughout the UK in the autumn culminating in this final performance at Leicester Square Theatre. 

You may know Jarlath Regan from such television shows as Tonight At The Palladium (ITV), Russell Howard͛s Good News (BBC), Standup Central (Comedy Central), Last Comic Standing (NBC) and Goggle Box (Channel 4). As recommended by Ardal O͛Hanlon, Marc Maron, Jack Whitehall, Jason Byrne, The Times, The Telegragh, The Guardian and Tripadvisor. 

"Side-splitting stuff" ★★★★ Metro

"More laughs in the first 15 minutes than most comedians can muster in an hour" ★★★★ Herald

Tickets: £13.50

Andrew Lawrence: The Happy Accident Tour 20th April
Friday 20th April, 8pm

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Times:
Fri 20th Apr 20:00

Star of BBC1’s Live at The Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow, Dave’s One Night Stand and Sky Arts’ The Outcast Comic, as well as the hugely successful self-penned BBC Radio 4 series, There Is No Escape. 

Without question the most subversive voice in UK comedy right now presents an all new, riotously funny set of jokes, poking fun at Liberal pretentions, PC hysteria and his own awful parenting skills. The Happy Accident Tour is a gag packed stand-up show about coming to terms with fatherhood. 

“His show is funny. Lawrence’s material is dark and deeply self-deprecating, bitter and somehow managing to be both biting and tongue-in-cheek, which is difficult to do.” The Scotsman 

“With every passing minute of his set, Uncensored, you marvel at his chutzpah and worry that he has a death-wish” Telegraph ★★★★ 

“He is in a class of his own.” Edinburgh Evening News ★★★★★ 

Duration: 95mins Incl. 15 min interval

Tickets: £13.50

Bilal Zafar: Biscuits 11th May
Friday 11 May, 8pm

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Times:
Fri 11th May 20:00

Best Fringe Newcomer Nominee 2016, and winner of the Hackney Empire New Act of the Year. Bilal Zafar explores the fascinating world of online dating and finding love on social media in increasingly confusing times. 

Biscuits is a hilarious account of Bilal’s look for love. See how he get’s on with Minder (Muslim Tinder) and the world of online dating apps. Find out about the story of his parents arranged marriage and whether looking for love is all it’s cracked up to be. 

`Catch him before he hits the mainstream` The Guardian

`Fascinating and hilarious in equal measure` i-D

 Duration: 2hrs with interval

Tickets: £11.50

Phill Jupitus: Juplicity 25th May
Friday 25 May, 8pm

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Times:
Fri 25th May 20:00

Join stand-up comedian, poet, improviser, and TV stalwart Phill Jupitus for over an hour of tales, laughs and diversions. Watch in delight and/or horror as this experienced funny man drags laughs out of the chaos of his own life and the uncertain world that surrounds it.

Phill became a familiar face when he started as team captain on BBC2’s pop quiz Never Mind The Buzzcocks in 1996, which went on to run for 19 years. Aside from Never Mind the Buzzcocks and live stand up shows all over the UK, he also appears as a regular guest on QI (BBC2) and Alan Davies As yet Untitled (Dave), and in 2012 returned to television stand-up for the first time since 2000 with an appearance on Live at the Apollo (BBC1).

On BBC Radio 4 Phill is a regular panellist of the award winning I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue and The Unbelievable Truth and was resident curator on The Museum of Curiosity. In addition, he has presented numerous radio documentaries including, Phill Jupitus’ Comic Strips, Calvin and Hobbes and The Man Who Bought Hendrix’s Stage

14+ (Parental Guidance) Likely to be swearing and adult content

 "… a true comic talent"  Manchester Evening News

 "A talented focused wordsmith"  Fest 
 

Tickets: £16.50            

James Phelan: Trickster (magic) 1st June
Friday 1 June, 8pm
 

Times:
Fri 1st Jun 20:00

James Phelan presents his unique magical prank show that is both jaw-dropping and laugh out loud funny, described as ‘extraordinary’ in The Mirror and ‘legendary’ by The Sun. 

A show where anything can happen - and quite often does. People are tricked, phones are destroyed, needles are swallowed - no-one is safe. Nephew of the late Paul Daniels and Strictly Come Dancing’s Debbie McGee - don't miss this night of hilarious mind-blowing entertainment.

Tickets:£14.50